You might have realised
That today is Valentine's day
So I'm sending you this card
In a non-harassing way.
I'm not getting you flowers delivered,
Or decorating your car.
I won't serenade you at the office
So please don't involve HR.
I won't give you naughty undies
With a back like dental floss,
Or anything to do with chests.
There's no need to tell the boss.
All I want to do is inform you
In a thoroughly professional way,
That you and I should maybe date
Or I'll tell everyone you're gay.